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# CRIES OF LONDON - 2026
- URL: https://www.politicallyincorrect.uk/cries-of-london-2026/
- Published: 2026-10-17T20:03:37.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-17T20:03:37.000Z
- Description: A modern “Cries of London” imagines false flags sold like street-market goods - complete with mysterious explosions, cyberattacks, border provocations and a ready-made media package. A satire on fear, propaganda and manufactured consent.
- Author: Politically Incorrect UK
- Tags: false flags,, cries of london,, Media Manipulation,, Military Escalation,, UK Government, Andy Burnham, globalists, davos, european union, eu, manufactured war, British Politics,, Political Satire

##### **THE WAR PREPARATION PACKAGE!**

**“FLAGS! FALSE FLAGS! ALL PIPING HOT! LOVELY FRESH WAR SCARES!”**

Roll up! Roll up! Prime Ministers! Presidents! Generals! European grandees and ladies and gentlemen of Davos and considerable importance!

Having trouble selling your next war?

Got a villain who refuses to perform on schedule?

Got a public stubbornly reluctant to sacrifice its sons, daughters and savings?

**THEN TRY MY COMPLETE WAR PREPARATION PACKAGE!**

Finest quality political alarm! Freshly baked emergencies! Imminent catastrophes! Convenient villains!

**ANY VILLAIN WILL DO - GUILT GUARANTEED!**

And every package comes complete with solemn speeches, frank talks about war, frightening headlines and a television expert to explain why the whole dreadful business is absolutely necessary!

A little alarm today! A little more tomorrow!

Before you can shout **“MUFFINS! HOT FRESH MUFFINS!”**, yesterday's unthinkable war becomes tomorrow's patriotic duty!

**WAR! WAR! LOVELY HOT WAR!**

The politicians make the speeches!

The generals draw their maps!

The newspapers beat their drums!

**THE ORDINARY FELLOW PAYS THE BILL - WITH HIS TAXES, HIS LIBERTIES AND HIS CHILDREN!**

And if the whole enterprise goes horribly wrong?

Never fear, ladies and gentlemen! Our deluxe package includes an official inquiry, a magnificent excuse and a comfortable retirement for those responsible!

**“FLAGS! FALSE FLAGS! ALL PIPING HOT WARS! BUY ONE CRISIS - GET A NATIONAL SACRIFICE FREE!”**

*A fictional Victorian-style political satire about fear, propaganda and the selling of war.*