Andy Burnham

ANDY LETS THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG

Andy Burnham says the boats must be eradicated - but his appeal for middle-class areas to “play their part” reveals where the consequences of immigration policy may ultimately be placed.

Andy promises to eradicate the boats - then lets the cat out of the bag: Britain’s middle-class neighbourhoods will be expected to absorb the consequences.

One moment, Andy Burnham promises to “eradicate the small boats” - although he carefully forgets to mention the mega-dinghies.

The next, he declares that middle-class areas must play their part in housing asylum seekers,

And there it is.

The cat is out of the bag.

He isn’t explaining how the arrivals will be stopped. He is explaining where they will be distributed afterwards.

Eradication is the slogan. Redistribution is the plan.

Coming soon - to a postcode near you.

Satirical split image contrasting soldiers enduring harsh training with an Army diversity event and locked comments.

THE BRITISH ARMY HAS SECURED THE COMMENTS SECTION

The British Army celebrated a diversity milestone on its Facebook page, but questions about whether selection standards remained unchanged ruffled the feathers of some before comments were restricted. A satire about military standards, transparency and institutional defensiveness.

Satirical poster showing Enoch Powell on television as censorship and two-tier government feed a burning fuse.

CIVIL WAR - COURTESY OF THE GOVERNMENT

Enoch Powell warned that politicians would avoid the “poisonous nettles” until civil conflict arrived. Nearly fifty years later, this satire asks whether censorship and two-tier government are extinguishing the fuse - or lighting it.

Satirical image of Shabana Mahmood holding a £40,000 cheque as a family boards a voluntary-return flight.

WATCH WITH MAHMOOD

Britain’s latest immigration spectacle: fail at the border, live at public expense - and qualify for a taxpayer-funded “golden goodbye” worth up to £40,000 per family.

Satirical image of Angela Merkel watering blue AfD flowers beside open floodgates with a can marked “Open Borders 2015.”

MERKEL’S UNINTENDED HARVEST

Angela Merkel says her heart bleeds over the AfD’s rise. But political harvests do not appear from nowhere: they grow from the decisions that leaders plant and continue to water.

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MERKEL’S UNINTENDED HARVEST